...I am sorry, the corresponding information is missing from the database. If this is a business query, you will need to speak to the store manager. None of the managing staff are available at this point in time. Would you like me to take a message? The store manager will get back to you as soon as possible.

We robots delight in putting you humans at ease, and in serving you so as not to make you feel displeased. However, I am property of the Flowercrest Department Store. I must remain within three kilometers of the store at all times.